diff --git a/src/bot/main.c b/src/bot/main.c
index 5efd3a0..200f0ee 100644
--- a/src/bot/main.c
+++ b/src/bot/main.c
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
-// @COMPILECMD gcc main.c -lircclient
+/* @COMPILECMD gcc main.c -lircclient */
+
 #define _GNU_SOURCE
+
 #include <stdio.h>
 #include <string.h>
 #include <stdarg.h>
@@ -17,7 +19,7 @@ char* get_username(const char* origin){
 	const char USERNAME_TERMINATOR = '!';
 
 	int i = 0;
-    while (origin[i] != USERNAME_TERMINATOR)
+    while (origin[i] !=USERNAME_TERMINATOR)
 		{
     	    i++;
     	}
diff --git a/src/fetch.c b/src/fetch.c
index e3c3384..408a192 100644
--- a/src/fetch.c
+++ b/src/fetch.c
@@ -1,27 +1,24 @@
 /* fetch.c - fetch from file */
 
 #include <stdio.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+
+#include <sqlite3.h>
 
 #ifdef LOCAL_PROBOTIC_MAIN
 
 int
-main (int argc,
-      char ** argv)
+main (int const argc,
+      char const * const * const argv) /* yeah. */
 {
-  if (argc > 1)
+  if (argc == 2)
   {
-    char * b;
-    /* get week number via stoi */
-    ++argv; --argc;
-    /* no options, yet */
-    while (++argv, --argc)
-    {
-      printf("%s\n", *argv);
-    }
+    sqlite3 * db;
+    int exit = sqlite3_open("test.db", &db);
+    char const * const query = "SELECT * FROM PERSON";
   }
   else
   {
-    /* no stdin yet */
     /* usage(); */
     return 1;
   }
diff --git a/src/main.c b/src/main.c
index 7114a90..2cfdbad 100644
--- a/src/main.c
+++ b/src/main.c
@@ -1,6 +1,110 @@
-/* main.c - this file would handle the bot? */
+/* @COMPILECMD ../unity.sh */
 
-int main(void)
+#define _GNU_SOURCE
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <stdarg.h>
+
+#include <libircclient/libircclient.h>
+
+#define SERVER "irc.rizon.net"
+#define PORT 6667
+#define CHANNEL "#/g/chad"
+#define USERNAME "probotic"
+
+irc_session_t * session;
+irc_callbacks_t callbacks;
+
+char * get_username(const char * origin)
 {
-  return 0;
+	const char USERNAME_TERMINATOR = '!';
+	int i = 0;
+  char * r;
+  while (origin[i] !=USERNAME_TERMINATOR)
+  {
+    i++;
+  }
+  r = (char *) malloc(i + 1);
+  strncpy(r, origin, i);
+  r[i] = '\00';
+	return r;
+}
+
+void
+msg_wrapper(const char* fmt,
+            ...)
+{
+	va_list args;
+	char * fmtdmsg;
+
+	va_start(args, fmt);
+	if(vasprintf(&fmtdmsg, fmt, args) == -1)
+  { exit(1); }
+
+	puts(fmtdmsg);
+    irc_cmd_msg(session, CHANNEL, fmtdmsg);
+
+	free(fmtdmsg);
+	va_end(args);
+}
+
+void
+event_connect(irc_session_t *session,
+              const char *event,
+              const char *origin,
+              const char **params,
+              unsigned int count)
+{
+  irc_cmd_join(session, CHANNEL, 0);
+}
+
+void
+event_channel(irc_session_t *session,
+              const char *event,
+              const char *origin,
+              const char **params,
+              unsigned int count)
+{
+  const char *channel = params[0];
+  const char *message = params[1];
+
+	char* swp = get_username(origin);
+	msg_wrapper("%s, you are a faggot for this opinion.", swp);
+	free(swp);
+}
+
+int
+init(void)
+{
+  memset(&callbacks, 0, sizeof(callbacks));
+  callbacks.event_connect = event_connect;
+  callbacks.event_channel = event_channel;
+
+  session = irc_create_session(&callbacks);
+  if (!session) {
+    fprintf(stderr, "Error creating IRC session\n");
+    return 1;
+  }
+  irc_connect(session, SERVER, PORT, 0, USERNAME, USERNAME, USERNAME);
+  if (irc_run(session) != 0) {
+    fprintf(stderr, "Error running IRC session\nNo net?");
+    return 1;
+  }
+	return 0;
+}
+
+int
+main(int argc,
+     char ** argv)
+{
+	if(!init())
+  {
+    while(1)
+    {}
+    irc_destroy_session(session);
+    return 0;
+  }
+  else
+  { return 1; }
 }