New error pages

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Simon McFarlane 2015-01-24 22:28:45 +01:00 committed by root
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commit 7868d4a021
2 changed files with 46 additions and 118 deletions

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<title>403</title>
</head>
<!-- <body style="background: black"> -->
<body style="background-image:url(/static/system.gif)">
<center><img height=480 width=640 src="/static/403.jpg"/>
<marquee scrollamount="40"><h1><p style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size:30px; color: black;">WHOOPS</p></h1></marquee>
<p style="color: blue;background:black">this isn't for you</p>
<p style="color: red;background:black">it's a 403</p>
<br /> <br />
<param name="movie" value="/static/congrats.swf">
</center>
<audio autoplay loop>
<source src="/static/cyberia.ogg" />
</audio>
</body>
</html>

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404.php
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<head>
<title>404</title> <title>404</title>
<style type="text/css"> <style type="text/css">
body {
html, body { margin: 0 !important;
margin: 0px; padding: 0px !important;
padding: 0px; overflow-x:hidden!important;
width: 100%; background-size: cover !important;
height: 100%; background-color: #222 !important;
text-align: center; background-image:
background-color: black; url(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0xu6C22f1qbj9bko1_500.gif);
color: red; background-repeat: no-repeat !important;
background-image: url(/stylesheets/img/7.gif), url(/stylesheets/img/idx2.gif); background-position: 0!important;
background-repeat: no-repeat, repeat; background-attachment: fixed !important;
background-size: contain, auto; background-size: cover !important;
background-position: right top, left top;
}
html {background: black!important;background-image: url(/stylesheets/img/7.gif)!important;background-repeat: no-repeat!important;background-size: contain!important;background-position: right top!important;}
#head {
font-size: 100px;
font-weight: 900;
font-family: sans-serif;
background-color: black;
border-radius: 50px;
padding: 25px;
position: relative;
top: calc(50% - .6em);
display: inline-block;
width: 2em;
margin: 0 auto;
height: 0.9em;
animation: spin 3.2s infinite linear, flash 0.4s infinite linear;
-webkit-animation: spin 3.2s infinite linear, flash 0.4s infinite linear;
box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;
}
@keyframes spin {
0% {-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);}
100% {-moz-transform: rotate(360deg);}
}
@-webkit-keyframes spin {
0% {-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);}
100% {-moz-transform: rotate(360deg);}
}
@keyframes flash {
0% {width: 5em;}
100% {width: 2em;}
}
#head span
{
position: relative;
bottom: 30%;
}
.blink {
animation: blink 0.4s linear infinite;
-webkit-animation: blink 0.4s linear infinite;
color: white;
font-size: 50px;
position: absolute;
top: calc(50% - 0.5em);
width: 100%;
left: 0px;
z-index: 2;
font-family: helvetica;
font-weight: 800;
letter-spacing: 0.2em;
text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;
}
@keyframes blink {
0% { letter-spacing: 0.4em; font-size: 60px;}
100% {letter-spacing: 0.2em; font-size: 50px;}
}
@-webkit-keyframes blink {
to { visibility: hidden; }
}
iframe {
width: 75%;
height: 75%;
margin: auto auto;
display: block;
border: none;
} }
</style> </style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var colors = ["rgb(255, 0, 0)","rgb(255, 0, 255)","rgb(0, 0, 255)","rgb(0, 255, 255)","rgb(0, 255, 0)","rgb(255, 255, 0)"];
function seizure(){
if (document.title == "404 | PARTY")
document.title = "404 | HARD";
else document.title = "404 | PARTY";
var i = colors[Math.floor(Math.random()*colors.length)];
while(i == document.getElementById("head").style.color)
{
i = colors[Math.floor(Math.random()*colors.length)];
}
document.getElementById("head").style.color = i;
//document.body.style.backgroundColor = i;
}
</script>
</head> </head>
<body onload="window.setInterval('seizure()', 400);">
<span class="blink">PARTY HARD</span>
<span id="head"><span>404</span><br/></span>
<iframe id="video"></iframe>
<body>
<center><!--<img src="/static/lain_2_090.jpg"/>-->
<marquee scrollamount="40"><h1><p style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size:30px; color: white;">WHOOPS</p></h1></marquee>
<p style="color: blue;background:black">There's nothing here</p>
<p style="color: red;background:black">it's a 404</p>
<br /> <br />
<audio autoplay loop> <audio autoplay loop>
<source src="/audio/48kbps.ogg" type="audio/ogg"> <source src="/static/duvet.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
<source src="/audio/48kbps.mp3" type="audio/mpeg"> <source src="/static/duvet.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
Your browser does not support the audio element.
</audio> </audio>
</center>
</body> </body>
</html> </html>