diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore index 1d43977..1180df7 100644 --- a/.gitignore +++ b/.gitignore @@ -32,3 +32,4 @@ input _http/ *.swp *~ +_temp/ diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index e69de29..8ef8343 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +# misconstruedⓂ️monologues + +my blog, which can be found at [blog.bemoe.online](https://blog.bemoe.online) + +## more info will be added when i feel like it ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ diff --git a/_input/about.md b/_input/about.md index 4345993..36cb1f3 100644 --- a/_input/about.md +++ b/_input/about.md @@ -2,27 +2,49 @@ title: about --- -## [僕のブログ](/ "my blog") - -this is a blog (big reveal) but more than that it's a work in progress. the person who writes this blog is probably someone you have never seen or met in the "real world". in almost every case, this is ideal. the subject material of these posts will likely become more varied over time, and many will show sides of me i do not wish for just anyone to know about. secrets are essential in any healthy relationship. +![](/favicon.ico) -hopefully, that preamble bored you out of wanting anything to do with this blog. side effects of reading what i write are so potentially horrifying i dare not list them out here. besides, i’m sure you have better things to do than read the ramblings of someone who is unironically a ニート, ひきこもり, and アニメオタク。 +## [僕のブログ](/ "my blog") -> content warning: posts may contain content or references to stuff (including ideas) you may find offensive or off-putting. there is a decent chance of strong language every now and then. i take no responsibility for anything on my blog, and i am also not responsible if you don't like it. if i remember to, i will try and put more specific content warnings on individual posts, and if i don't, well… tough. i'm not expecting many to read my blog anyway. +this is a blog (**big reveal**) but more than that it's a work in progress. the +person who writes this blog is probably someone you have never seen or met in +the "real world". in almost every case, this is ideal. the subject material of +these posts will likely become more varied over time, and many will show sides +of me i do not wish for just anyone to know about. secrets are essential in any +healthy relationship. + +hopefully, that preamble bored you out of wanting anything to do with this +blog. side-effects of reading what i write are so potentially horrifying i dare +not list them out here. とにかく、 i’m sure you have better things to do than +read the ramblings of someone who is unironically a ニート, ひきこもり, and +アニメオタク。 + +> **content warning**: posts may contain content or references to stuff (including +> ideas) you may find offensive or off-putting. there is a decent chance of +> strong language every now and then. i take no responsibility for anything on +> my blog, and i am also not responsible if you don't like it. if i remember +> to, i will try and put more specific content warnings on individual posts, +> and if i don't, well… tough. i'm not expecting many to read my blog anyway. ## thank yous and giving credit where credit is due -> most importantly, if there's something you don't like about me or about what i have to say, the following individuals and so on have absolutely **NOTHING** to do with my opinions and content on my blog; moreover, they **absolutely** in **NO WAY WHATSOEVER** mean to imply any of them share any of my opinions. i have some controversial opinions but they are mine. don't drag innocent people into drama. there's too much drama on (and off) the internet already. +> most importantly, if there's something you don't like about me or about what +> i have to say, the following individuals and so on have absolutely +> **NOTHING** to do with my opinions and content on my blog; moreover, they +> **absolutely** in **NO WAY WHATSOEVER** mean to imply any of them share any +> of my opinions. i have some controversial opinions but they are mine. don't +> drag innocent people into drama. there's too much drama on (and off) the +> internet already. > without further ado: ## thank you -* tA, whose blog is [regular flolloping](https://regularflolloping.com/), for so, so much -* vala, whose blog is [the vala experience](https://vala.p7.co.nz/), for all of their help as well -* [tursiops](https://tooting.ch/@tursiops) who got me into the [fediverse](https://fediverse.party/) -* my current fedi admin who at the time of this writing goes by [puniko](https://fedi.absturztau.be/users/absturztaube) -* all my friends i've come to know and love online +* tA, at [regular flolloping](https://regularflolloping.com/), for so much +* vala, at [the vala experience](https://vala.p7.co.nz/), for all of their help as well +* [tursiops](https://tooting.ch/@tursiops) who got me into the [fediverse](https://fediverse.party/) +* my current fedi admin who runs [fedi.absturztau.be](https://fedi.absturztau.be/users/absturztaube) +* all my friends i've come to know and love online * [hakyll](http://jaspervdj.be/hakyll) for powering this site -* all the projects and people i didn't mention because i'm lazy af and probably forget someone super important -* you, for reading this +* all the projects and people i didn't mention because i'm lazy af and probably forgot someone super important +* **you, for reading this** diff --git a/_input/contact.markdown b/_input/contact.markdown index ff6ca8b..0eb5026 100644 --- a/_input/contact.markdown +++ b/_input/contact.markdown @@ -1,11 +1,13 @@ --- -title: Contact +title: contact --- -if you really want to contact me and do not yet know how, -i have a fedi account, an email address, and am often on xmpp. -on fedi my handle is @murabito@fedi.absturztau.be and if you -want more ways to contact me, you'll have to ask me in a private message. +![](/images/soranomethod-noel-BOO.gif) -my planet of origin is gallifrey and i lived on skaro for a while. -i live now in a little flat in a dream that cannot be found. +if you really want to contact me and do not yet know how, i have a fedi +account, an email address, and am often on xmpp. on fedi my handle is +**@murabito@fedi.absturztau.be** and if you want more ways to contact me, +you'll have to ask me in a private message. + +my planet of origin is **gallifrey** and i lived on **skaro** for a while. +**i live now in a little flat in a dream that cannot be found**. diff --git a/_input/css/#default.css# b/_input/css/#default.css# new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b76d2ef --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/css/#default.css# @@ -0,0 +1,294 @@ +html { + font-family: monospace; + font-size: 82.5%; + color: #eee; + background-color: #4a525a; +} + +body { + font-size: 1.6rem; + color: #fff; + text-align: justify; +} + +strong { + color: #80f3af; +} + +em { + color: plum; + font-weight: bold; +} + +em:lang(ja) { + font-style: normal; +} + +strong em { + color: yellow; +} + +.homepage { + font-style: normal!important; +} + +li { + text-align: left; +} + +img { + display: block; + 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$partial("templates/post-list.html")$ diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-05-25-paprika-evangelists-dead-set.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-05-25-paprika-evangelists-dead-set.markdown index 70c8734..a7c79f8 100644 --- a/_input/posts/2019-05-25-paprika-evangelists-dead-set.markdown +++ b/_input/posts/2019-05-25-paprika-evangelists-dead-set.markdown @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ this whole episode was just to be a quick aside as it had *literally just happen ## paprika -it was almost three days ago (23日)[＊](# "i am fully aware that when i said 'almost three days ago' what i am talking about is ~two~ days ago, but it was close enough to three to warrant its phrasing imho") i asked of the kind people in my xmpp [muc for anime otaku and sympathisers](xmpp:moemoekyun@conference.trashserver.net?join "moemoekyun@conference.trashserver.net") what a good anime to watch while you're high is, and one that came up in the resulting conversation was the anime film (you guessed it) ***paprika***, which i had heard of before then but all i really knew was that it had crazy visuals. i decided to give it a go. +it was almost three days ago (23日)[＊](# "i am fully aware that when i said 'almost three days ago' what i am talking about is ~two~ days ago, but it was close enough to three to warrant its phrasing imho") i asked of the kind people in my xmpp [muc for anime otaku and sympathisers](xmpp:moemoekyun@muc.pew.im?join "moemoekyun@muc.pew.im")〔*edit: now points to the current address of the muc*〕 what a good anime to watch while you're high is, and one that came up in the resulting conversation was the anime film (you guessed it) ***paprika***, which i had heard of before then but all i really knew was that it had crazy visuals. i decided to give it a go. ![](/images/totallyfuckedup-paprika.gif) diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-07-15-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-i.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-07-15-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-i.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fbbfb04 --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/posts/2019-07-15-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-i.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,96 @@ +--- +title: "sora no method+eva & the ultimate question: part 1" +published: 2019-07-15 +--- + +ok so this is probably going to be a longer post than usual but i'll be adding +some pictures to add some ***colour*** and **spice** to keep things interesting. +also i'll be talking about `shin seiki evangerion` *aka* `neon genesis evangelion` +as well as a lesser known gem so i hope you don't get bored halfway through. i +may even make it a 2-part blog post. that could be fun. + +# **おkー始まりましょう！** + +![](/images/soranomethod-noel-i-can-do-this.gif "i can do this!") + +## where to begin…? + +i started writing a post on **7月7日** which was much closer to when i finished +`eva` but i'm actually rather glad i didn't get too far with that. i've had time +to think about it and let the show sink in now (as well as do some basic +research i had been avoiding so as to keep safe from spoilers). speaking of +*spoilers*, i need to write my feelings about them in the future. also, for +reference, i did not watch using netflix's subs for various reasons. i did watch +the last official sub release, though, because fansubs that live up to my +standards either don't exist or are too much of a hassle to find (similar to +`jojo` come to think of it; at least s01). + +![is this expression not PRICELESS?](/images/priceless.png "a screencap from eva showing a priceless expression") + +> i mean, sure, asuka's expression is golden, but… why post it here and now? + +**an excellent question!** and one answer is we are talking about ***subtitles*** +and i can't help but wonder what was going on with the episode names at the end. +*(ok also if you want to know i have a lot of pictures i want to use in my post +and most of my pictures i have at my disposal right now are screencaps of some +of the later `eva` episodes and some delightfully 萌え +`sora no method` animations)* +i mean, i bet she made that expression after seeing this: + +![ai=愛=love… or does ai=i here?][endone] + +![and of course in english…][endtwo] + +[endone]: /images/lastepisode-name1.png "the beast that shouted アイ at the heart of the world" +[endtwo]: /images/lastepisode-name2.png "take care of yourself" + +--- + +ok i'm going to be honest here. i spent *way too smegging long messing with +[expletives removed] html and css and markdown because they are **[even more and +exponentially more offensive language removed]*** so in short this is very +likely to be more pictures than actual insights. i was blogging to relax myself +but as soon as i realised there was something i could do i didn't know about i +inevitably started messing with things and breaking them and researching web +shit that i didn't need to know and ***now?*** well, now i'm just smegging +hungry. so i'll be back to writing more (hopefully) when i've gotten something +to eat. + +in the meantime, + +![obviously the answer to asuka's question is they are fine the size they are so +it doesn't **really** matter](/images/asukanooppai.png "アスカのおっぱい") + +also, ever wonder why asuka, who's german, has kanji in her name? i mean, the +things separating her from the japanese are her bombastic personality, the fact +she has three names, and *maybe* her height and colour of her hair and skin if +you are selective enough in the people you compare her with and your methods of +doing so. her having trouble with kanji and japanese which are more things that +the viewer is told than actually witnesses (**most of the time**) i guess could +also count. + +> dude get something to eat you have no direction with anything you're saying +> and you aren't even fact checking yourself. ***eat!*** + +yah, ok fine. before i do, i thought i should link [more info about the japanese title i showed earlier][wiki] +for anyone interested. + +[wiki]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_episodes#cite_note-6 "tl;dr the アイ was written in katakana deliberately to add ambiguity" + +--- + +now that my food is heating up, let me lay out the questions i hope to answer +in *part two* of this blog post. first: i will address what **the ultimate +question** is and why i think `sora no method` and `evangelion` are worth being +talked about in the same blog post. oh and before i go any further, i realise i forgot +to state this disclaimer sooner: i have only seen the `eva` *series* so far. i +have not seen `end of eva` or any of the other films. just throwing that out +there. + +> one *final* note: i know the date on this is wrong now. but i'm not changing +> it. + +ok **stay tasty, everyone**, and i'll see you in either *part two* or a filler blog +post if i don't feel like writing *part two* for a while. + +![noel is so cute! if this isn't a happy ending to a blog post, i don't know what is](/images/soranomethod-noel-umbrella-nonoka.gif "noel and nonoka from sora no method") diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-07-17-MiniPostUpdate-paprika.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-07-17-MiniPostUpdate-paprika.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2e412dd --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/posts/2019-07-17-MiniPostUpdate-paprika.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +--- +title: "=-MiniPostUpdate-=≫paprika" +published: 2019-07-17 +--- + +# mini post #1 + +i watched `paprika` again. i don't know what the name of this +**green**^420 is that i got but i was able to see `paprika` in a +**brand new**, *psychedelic yet satisfyingly lucid*——kind of way. so i guess that +just makes it so i am proclaiming that *now* the "`baked or wasted`" part of the `paprika` blog post ought to conclude that +**in my experience `[thus far]`** it is safe to say the *answer to the question that is that heading* is easily: +**baked**. + +## ***super fun side note:*** **the first time i typed that i accidentally wrote it as** *basted* **^^** + +> also look forward to part two of my last post. in it i will also be giving a mini japanese +> lesson on insulting someone: by example from one of those two shows. **i don't recommend +> reading either posts if you care about your sanity. i mean, how many times have i +> warned you on this site, if you're one who's looked at at least a few pages? +> is your sanity worth so little?** in the meantime, + +**stay tasty, mate o/** diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-07-26-MiniPost-i-have-my-own-domain-now.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-07-26-MiniPost-i-have-my-own-domain-now.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fc8918a --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/posts/2019-07-26-MiniPost-i-have-my-own-domain-now.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +title: "=-MiniPost-=≫i have my own domain now" +published: 2019-07-26 +--- + +# mini post #2 + +if you've been accessing my site via my old domain, you'll be happy to know my new domain is much easier to remember ^^'). i can now be found at + +> [https://blog.bemoe.online](https://blog.bemoe.online "be moe online: blog") + +part two of my `sora no method, eva, and the ultimate question` post is still in the works. すみません + +anyway, i'm out. peace. + +**stay tasty, mate o/** diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-07-26-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-ii.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-07-26-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-ii.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5e94e7e --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/posts/2019-07-26-sora-no-method_eva-and-the-ultimate-question_part-ii.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +--- +title: "sora no method+eva & the ultimate question: part 2" +published: 2019-07-26 +--- + +> what happened last time + +quite honestly nothing, really. we were about to get to what `the ultimate +question` is. the ultimate question is whether i can find an anime that is +*otherwise a decent anime* but with an **ending** bad enough to *ruin the* +**otherwise good** *entire anime*. + +![](/images/soranomethod-the-disc.gif) + +## why you should watch `sora no method` + +![](/images/soranomethod-noel-being-noel.gif) + +there's the obvious of it being an incredibly cute anime. if you know me on the +`fediverse` you should recognise this as my avatar there: + +![](/images/soranomethod-noel-BOO.gif) + +after a recent re-watch of the show from start to finish i realised one of my +favourite things about the anime was **its ending, which is excellent**. + +## speaking of endings + +i heard `eva` + +![which takes place in 2015](/images/2015.png) + +had a bad ending, or at least a disappointing one, but i didn't think it ended terribly at all. + +## bonus japanese lesson mentioned in an earlier post + +it took me a while to decipher this scribbling so i knew what was really written there. + +![with subs](/images/japanese-scribbling-subs-on.png) + +![without subs](/images/japanese-scribbling-subs-off.png) + +so, this is what i ended up deciphering: first, the kanji for ikari followed by +the `no` particle and the rest (in katakana) 「バカヤロー」(pronounced +bakayarou). so, if you know some basic japanese i am guessing you can figure +out that the subs really didn't use colourful enough language in the +translation. and, of course, the insult this lesson teaches is "bakayarou" [see +also: baka (バカ) yarou (野郎)]. + +![i really do love some of the insulting humour in this show](/images/eva-trivial-loss.png) + +**stay tasty! o/** diff --git a/_input/posts/2019-08-08-a-little-more-about-me_part-1.markdown b/_input/posts/2019-08-08-a-little-more-about-me_part-1.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8e7c83a --- /dev/null +++ b/_input/posts/2019-08-08-a-little-more-about-me_part-1.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ +--- +title: "a little more about me: part 1" +published: 2019-08-08 +--- + +### looking at other blogs, a first post is often an ***about me***-type post. guess mine's past due. + +![me in a nutshell](/images/k-on-yui-bitch-im-sugoi.gif "yui from k-on gif with caption: bitch, i'm sugoi") + +# straight from my fedi profile: + +> free sw, read/writing, philosophy, gaming, music, CUTENESS, learning japanese! + +**allow me to elaborate a little.** + +## 01 free sw + +**free sw** is obviously me using a form of shorthand to write +[free software](https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html "free softare definition by the fsf") +which i usually just call *non-proprietary software* so people don't think i am talking +about software that is **free as in beer** *as opposed to* **free as in speech** +(**which comparison seems more foreboding the more time goes on and as our +society transitions to unprecedented levels of mass-surveillance which inhibits +all freedom**). speaking of surveillance and digital freedoms, if you have any +money to spare or are able to volunteer in some way the [eff](https://eff.org "eff website home") +is constantly fighting for everyone's privacy and digital rights. +[donating](https://supporters.eff.org/donate/join-eff-4 "eff donations page") +to them is probably the best thing you can do to try and +reclaim the internet. + +there are few foundations/orgs/people/etc. i would donate to if i had the +money. here is a list of ones that come to mind atm: + +* **free software foundation** (**fsf**) +* **electronic frontier foundation** (**eff**) +* **pleroma** (possibly) +* **[fairsocialnet.ch](https://fairsocialnet.ch)**, parent org of **[tooting.ch](https://tooting.ch)**, my first **fedi** account +* my current [fedi](https://fedi.absturztau.be) account's admin (if he's accepting donations) +* the maintainer/s of [git.lain.church](https://git.lain.church) and [lain.church xmpp](https://lain.church/xmpp/conversejs) + +hmmm… that's already a pretty big list. i guess i'm more philanthropic than i +thought 😋 (**冗談だよ**ーit's more that i didn't think there were that many +people/etc i would trust with my money **笑**). + +## 02 read/writing + +another big one. when it comes to reading, i like a pretty big variety of +books—from reference books about **lego**s or **red dwarf** to fiction books of many +sorts. my **favourite** book is probably +`the little prince` (`le petit prince` in the original french) +by `antoine de saint-exupéry`. i do plan on reading the original french version +after i learn french (it's next on my language list after japanese) and i do +already own the french version (and several english copies as well as one +japanese one). `the little prince` is out of copyright in many places (**although +it will remain copyrighted in france until the end of `2044`, according to its +wikipedia page**) so i recommend reading it first (if you speak french, read it in +french; if you speak english, read the `katherine woods` translation despite +its errors) then going on over to its page on +[wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Prince) and reading about +the book there. if you read in english, this is a good opportunity to learn +about the few errors in translation in katherine woods's translation. you'll also +learn that as of april 2017, it became the **most translated non-religious book +in the world** (over 300 languages~[source](https://www.yahoo.com/news/little-prince-becomes-worlds-most-translated-book-excluding-134906696.html "linked from wikipedia")). + +other books i like/love/recommend: + +> note: [🔊] indicates the audiobook's worth listening to, too + +* the **entire** **`realm of the elderlings`** series by **`robin hobb`**[🔊] + * start with **[assassin's apprentice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Apprentice)** +* almost anything by **`neil gaiman`**[🔊 if read by the author] + * **`coraline`**, **`neverwhere`**, **`american gods`**, the **`sandman`** comics are all good starting points +* `the kingkiller chronicles` by `patrick rothfuss` + * (at the time of this writing only the first two books of the trilogy are published but they are excellent) + * [🔊] although the reader mispronounces the name **basil** in the first book (`the name of the wind`), he corrects this error in the second book (thankfully) +* pretty much any `sherlock holmes` mysteries by `sir arthur conan doyle` +* `the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy` series by `douglas adams`[🔊] +* `the expanse` series by `james s. a. corey` + * (not finished but released consistently on schedule) + * [🔊] make sure narrator is `jefferson mays` for main series books + * the first book is called `leviathon wakes`. +* `the first law` trilogy by `joe abercrombie` + * [🔊] highly recommend reading by `steven pacey` + * the first book is `the blade itself`. +* `to say nothing of the dog` by `connie willis`[🔊] + +well that list seems long enough (and disproportionately represents how much +reading *v* listening of books i've done 草) and so does this blog post. so i +guess this is going to be yet another multi-parter. better add a **part 1** to +the titles of the post. + +***stay tasty, mates! o/*** diff --git a/_input/templates/default.html 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