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<title>famoso - Archive - MayVaneDay Studios</title>
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<b>MayVaneDay Studios (Gopher Edition)</b>
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<p> </p>
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<p><b>famoso</b></p>
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<p>published: 7-16-2016</p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>My many talents include<br />
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Telling a girl that I miss her<br />
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Or sending a cheesy pickup line<br />
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And then running the other direction<br />
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Waiting until morning to see the aftermath of what I’ve done</p>
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<p>Dropping microphones seems like such an unpleasant way<br />
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Of accentuating a usually unpleasant argument<br />
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Surely you could be more poetic, more fluent, more precise, more forceful with your words<br />
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But instead you choose to unleash a whining sound over your audience<br />
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Alienating the ones who you wish to educate (and sometimes indoctrinate)</p>
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<p>I never want to be famous<br />
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Just well-respected for the good work I’ve done<br />
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A golden throne in Hollywood just isn’t for me<br />
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But instead give me a pleasant apartment in a quiet city</p>
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<p>Red carpets and flashing lights hurt my eyes<br />
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And screeching fangirls begging for autographs wrecks my ears<br />
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Blue ribbons made of silk are soft to my skin<br />
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And make better decorations on my wall<br />
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Than boxes from rehab and the hearing aid store</p>
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<p>And all for what? Notoriety in the latest tabloid<br />
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Oh no, here goes Vane with a girl hanging off their shoulder<br />
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What a pity it’s not the other 20% of their romantic longings<br />
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Because then we could harass their biological children as well</p>
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