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<b>MayVaneDay Studios (Gopher Edition)</b>
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  <p><b>famoso</b></p>
  <p>published: 7-16-2016</p>
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<p>My many talents include<br />
Telling a girl that I miss her<br />
Or sending a cheesy pickup line<br />
And then running the other direction<br />
Waiting until morning to see the aftermath of what I’ve done</p>

<p>Dropping microphones seems like such an unpleasant way<br />
Of accentuating a usually unpleasant argument<br />
Surely you could be more poetic, more fluent, more precise, more forceful with your words<br />
But instead you choose to unleash a whining sound over your audience<br />
Alienating the ones who you wish to educate (and sometimes indoctrinate)</p>

<p>I never want to be famous<br />
Just well-respected for the good work I’ve done<br />
A golden throne in Hollywood just isn’t for me<br />
But instead give me a pleasant apartment in a quiet city</p>

<p>Red carpets and flashing lights hurt my eyes<br />
And screeching fangirls begging for autographs wrecks my ears<br />
Blue ribbons made of silk are soft to my skin<br />
And make better decorations on my wall<br />
Than boxes from rehab and the hearing aid store</p>

<p>And all for what? Notoriety in the latest tabloid<br />
Oh no, here goes Vane with a girl hanging off their shoulder<br />
What a pity it’s not the other 20% of their romantic longings<br />
Because then we could harass their biological children as well</p>
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