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  1. ===The Paranoid’s Rules===
  2. Non-Profit and Free for Redistribution.
  3. Originally posted with the Paranoid's Bible
  4. Now made into its own guide.
  5. For entertainment and research purposes only
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  7. ===DISCLAIMER===
  8. The Paranoid's Bible and its writers hold no responsibility for the acts of others.
  9. The Paranoid’s Bible is for research and entertainment purposes only.
  10. **Reminder**: Links have been forced to HTTPS. If a link doesn’t work, try removing the ‘S’ in ‘HTTPS’.
  11. Please visit our blog for more guides and information: https://www.paranoidsbible.tumblr.com/
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  13. ===Preface===
  14. Originally called common sense rules, the Paranoid's Rules were more a bit too restricting for the average user or just confusing. The truth is this was our fault in how we originally worded the description for these loose guidelines. They aren't one-size-fits-all but more akin to simply being a patch or bridge meant to further fill in the gaps left between the Paranoid’s Bible and the OPSEC guide. Think if these as a series of potential steps for you to take to further help lessen your chances of being doxed.
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  16. ===The Paranoid's Rules===
  17. 1. Don't ever use your real name online
  18. 2. DO NOT EVER POST YOUR REAL NAME ONLINE
  19. 3. Never use the same username, ever, anywhere online
  20. 4. Never interlink or make mention of your accounts anywhere online
  21. 5. Always use a different e-mail for each account, never mention them online
  22. 6. Always use a 10 to 15 character length password
  23. 7. Always use a mix of random characters
  24. 8. Always change your passwords, if you've logged in recently, at least weekly
  25. 9. Never post your IRL location online (state, city…etc)
  26. 10. Never post your IRL address online
  27. 11. Never give out your phone number, ever
  28. 12. Never give out your cell phone number, ever
  29. 13. Never post your photos online, ever
  30. 14. If you break #13, at least scrub as much Meta-data as possible from your images
  31. 15. Never post anything that you, yourself, haven't gotten over
  32. 16. If data exists, you are at risk
  33. 17. Anonymity is your greatest offense, defense, weapon and friend--don't lose it
  34. 18. Never post your e-mail addresses anywhere online
  35. 19. You are nothing more than another random user online. Disregard everything that makes you an individual.
  36. 20. Choose your battles carefully. There may not be many geniuses out there, but there are plenty of smart idiots.
  37. 21. Avoid Social Networks and media
  38. 22. If you break #21, remember the previous 20 rules
  39. 23. Don't sexualize the Miku
  40. 24. Disregard #23; never sexualize anything, ever, you perverts
  41. 25. Getting involved in anything pornographic or erotic will lead to your doxing, eventually
  42. 26. E-drama isn't drama; it's a temporary temper tantrum
  43. 27. Disregard E-celebs, get a personality
  44. 28. Don’t drink and surf, or blog, or post, or anything, ever
  45. 29. /b/ may be the asshole of the Internet, but Tumblr is the cancer of everything good in the world
  46. 30. Doxing and Tumblr go hand in hand, avoid Tumblr
  47. 31. Internet dating is a scam, go buy something from Bad Dragon
  48. 32. Seriously, don’t E-date, you nerd
  49. 33. A fetish is a disorder, and the word misused
  50. 34. @#33, a kink is what you have, not a fetish
  51. 35. @#34, preferences can be both kinks and/or a fetish
  52. 36. @#35, if you can’t get off without something specific or it interferes with your life—it’s a fetish
  53. 37. @#36, if you have trouble telling the difference between a fetish, a kink, or a preference—seek professional help
  54. 38. Children are smart idiots; don’t let children have their own computers
  55. 39. If you ignore rule #38, don’t let them have an active Internet connection
  56. 40. In regards to #39, don’t let them have a device with WiFi capabilities
  57. 41. Never share an account, ever, with anyone
  58. 42. Always logout of an account, if you get up for any extended period of time
  59. 43. ALWAYS LOGOUT OF YOUR ACCOUNTS, EVEN IF YOU AREN’T ON A SHARED COMPUTER
  60. 44. SERIOUSLY, ALWAYS LOGOUT OF YOUR ACCOUNTS, ESPECIALLY ON A SHARED COMPUTER
  61. 45. NEVER LOG INTO AN ACCOUNT IF THE DEVICE YOU’RE USING ISN’T YOURS
  62. 46. Don’t bank online, or use your cell phone, or a borrowed device—bank IRL
  63. 47. It’s FREEDOM OF SPEECH not FREEDOM OF HARASSMENT—you can use FoS to call out harassment and stupidity, though
  64. 48. If you feel threatened, harassed, or don’t want contact—TELL THEM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE
  65. 49. @#48, learn to use the block tools and learn to never put trust in anyone or an account
  66. 50. @#49, sometimes it’s best to pick up and move to another account to avoid trouble and harassment
  67. 51. @#50, it’s the Internet… turn it off and you end trolling and e-bullying
  68. 52. Harassment has to mean they threatened you or you told them to leave you alone. It doesn’t mean you felt uncomfortable because of them saying or doing something
  69. 53. @#51, learn to move on and ignore, if not: You deserved it
  70. 54. The Government may not be your friend, but an individual can
  71. 55. @#54, don’t be rude to police, doctors, nurses, military personnel, politicians or anyone, ever
  72. 56. @#55, unless they did something illegal or dangerous, then remain on the fence and review all the facts.
  73. 57. @#56, always make an educated and well researched decision. Never trust a single source. Sources that contradict or are against each other provide a lot of insight and information one or the other didn’t show
  74. 58. Men and Women are corruptible, as are you. Learn what you say and do affects others too, besides yourself
  75. 59. Most political movements or (sic) groups aren’t about freedom or (sic)’s agency. Many are for the subjugation of society in the name of equal outcome. Even if it means shared adversity and ignorance
  76. 60. They may be men or women of the badge, cloth or science but they are still men and woman
  77. 61. Trust but verify
  78. 62. Don’t just listen and believe
  79. 63. Intelligence doesn’t equate wisdom
  80. 64. And wisdom doesn’t equate intelligence
  81. 65. An education doesn’t guarantee experience or knowledge
  82. 66. A degree and/or diploma is just a piece of paper
  83. 67. Everyone does something for a reason, even if they’re unaware of it
  84. 68. @#67, there are no Jokers or Banes
  85. 69. @#68, the world burning is hardly ever funny to a man who proclaims it to be
  86. 70. Always unplug your modem and/or router
  87. 71. @#70, always do so when not in use
  88. 72. @#71, or when you plan to turn off your computer
  89. 73. @#72, just unplug it if you don’t actively need it
  90. 74. WiFi is bad, don’t use wireless Internet
  91. 75. @#74, if you do, don’t log into anything important lest you risk getting your accounts being hijacked
  92. 76. It’s the Internet, not a social meet and greet, stop seeking attention.
  93. 77. If you claim to be anything but human on the internet, expect to be harassed, rightfully so
  94. 78. You lie to the Internet and it’ll learn the truth sooner than later
  95. 79. The Internet is compromised of mostly normal people who wish to appear to be quirky or unique
  96. 80. If you’ve time to complain about your physical appearance or lack thereof… you’ve time to improve yourself
  97. 81. Everything is opened to critique if posted online
  98. 82. @#81, but learn to critique is to open yourself up to criticism
  99. 83 @#82, but to critique someone for critiquing shouldn’t be used as an excuse to silence criticism
  100. 84. @#83, though it is better to be a creator than a user
  101. 85. @#83, but it doesn’t mean that a user’s criticism isn’t valid
  102. 86. @#85, sometimes the customer sees and tastes things the chef does not
  103. 87. A username adds weight to your opinions
  104. 88. @#87, being anonymous does not
  105. 89. @#88, but having a username makes you easier to attack and destroy
  106. 90. AVOID USING CAPS ALL THE TIME
  107. 91. @#90, basic grammar, spelling and punctuation are your best bet
  108. 92. @#91, but avoid using overly complicated words
  109. 93. @#92, and avoid being wordy
  110. 94. @#93, and avoid using memes, slang or shortened words or phrases
  111. 95. Memes are inside jokes exploited and taken from one source and posted to another source
  112. 96. @#95, avoid using memes
  113. 97. @#96, avoid memes at all cost
  114. 98. Simple, blunt and to the point when trying to relay any thought is usually better than a long winded and wordy rant
  115. 99. It’s the Internet, not school
  116. 100. @#99, It doesn’t mean be an imbecile and forgo all common sense for acceptance
  117. 101. Don’t click on unfamiliar links
  118. 102. @#101, avoid shortened links
  119. 103. @#102, avoid links hidden behind a link shortener service
  120. 104. @#103, don’t click on links from strangers
  121. 105. @#104, avoid links from people you don’t trust
  122. 106. @#105, avoid links in general unless you know exactly what you’re clicking on