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  <title>Critical Value</title>
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  <updated>2017-04-16T21:47:25Z</updated>
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    <name>lambadalambda</name>
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    <summary>a cool dude.</summary>
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    <published>2017-04-07T11:02:56Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-07T11:02:56Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by 0xroy@social.wxcafe.net</title>
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      <published>2017-04-07T11:01:59Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-07T11:02:00Z</updated>
      <title>New status by 0xroy@social.wxcafe.net</title>
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        <summary>ta caution weeb | discussions privées : &lt;a href="https://💌.0xroy.me" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;💌.0xroy.me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</summary>
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        <poco:displayName>「R O Y  🍵 B O S」</poco:displayName>
        <poco:note>ta caution weeb | discussions privées : &lt;a href="https://%F0%9F%92%8C.0xroy.me" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;💌.0xroy.me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</poco:note>
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      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;someone pls eli5 matrix (protocol) and riot&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;someone pls eli5 matrix (protocol) and riot&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-06:objectId=1768247:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-06T11:10:19Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-06T11:10:19Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz</title>
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      <id>tag:mastodon.xyz,2017-04-05:objectId=133327:objectType=Status</id>
      <published>2017-04-05T17:36:41Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-05T18:12:14Z</updated>
      <title>New status by areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz</title>
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        <name>areyoutoo</name>
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        <summary>devops | retired gamedev | always boost puppy pics</summary>
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        <poco:displayName>Raw Butter</poco:displayName>
        <poco:note>devops | retired gamedev | always boost puppy pics</poco:note>
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      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;Some UX thoughts for &lt;a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/mastodev" class="mention hashtag"&gt;#&lt;span&gt;mastodev&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;Some UX thoughts for &lt;a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/mastodev" class="mention hashtag"&gt;#&lt;span&gt;mastodev&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2017-04-06T10:15:38Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-06T10:15:38Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <summary xml:lang="en">This is a test for cw federation</summary>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;This is a test for cw federation body text.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2017-04-05T07:14:53Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-05T07:14:53Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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      <published>2017-04-05T06:12:09Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-05T07:12:47Z</updated>
      <title>New status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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        <name>lambadalambda</name>
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        <summary>Call me Deacon Blues.</summary>
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        <poco:displayName>Constance Variable</poco:displayName>
        <poco:note>Call me Deacon Blues.</poco:note>
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      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Federation 101: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment thumbnail"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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      <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/notice/1502088"/>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Federation 101: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment thumbnail"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1618003"/>
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    <published>2017-04-05T05:44:48Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-05T05:44:48Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;lambadalambda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; just a test.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1616358"/>
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    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-04:objectId=1540149:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-04T06:31:09Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-04T06:31:09Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;Looks like you still can&amp;apos;t delete your account here (PRIVACY!), but I won&amp;apos;t be posting here anymore, my main account is &lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;lambadalambda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1559641"/>
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    <published>2017-04-04T06:18:16Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-04T06:18:16Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;ghostbar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Remember to rewrite it in Rust once you&amp;apos;re done.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1559263"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1504813:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T18:01:20Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T18:01:20Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.xyz/@Azurolu" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;Azurolu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You mean gs.smuglo.li?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535844"/>
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    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.xyz,2017-04-03:objectId=21879:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.xyz/users/Azurolu/updates/3813"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1504805:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T18:01:05Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T18:01:05Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;There&amp;apos;s nothing wrong with having several alt accounts all across the fediverse. Try out another mastodon instance (&lt;a href="https://icosahedron.website" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;icosahedron.website&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;) or a GNU Social instance (like &lt;a href="https://shitposter.club" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;shitposter.club&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="https://freezepeach.xyz" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;freezepeach.xyz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;), or friendica. They are all on the same network, so you can still follow all your friends!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535837"/>
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    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503965:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T17:31:30Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T17:31:30Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@20Hz" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;20Hz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; you could also try out a GS instance, which are on the same network :)&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535176"/>
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    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503524:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@20Hz/1503524"/>
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    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503955:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T17:31:08Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T17:31:08Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by shpuld@shitposter.club</title>
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      <id>tag:shitposter.club,2017-04-03:noticeId=2251717:objectType=note</id>
      <published>2017-04-03T17:06:43Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-03T17:12:06Z</updated>
      <title>New status by shpuld@shitposter.club</title>
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        <id>https://shitposter.club/user/5381</id>
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        <uri>https://shitposter.club/user/5381</uri>
        <name>shpuld</name>
        <email>shpuld@shitposter.club</email>
        <summary></summary>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shitposter.club/shpuld"/>
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        <poco:preferredUsername>shpuld</poco:preferredUsername>
        <poco:displayName>shp</poco:displayName>
        <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
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      <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">reposting the classic &lt;a href="https://shitposter.club/file/89c5fe483526caf3a46cfc5cdd4ae68061054350e767397731af658d54786e31.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow external"&gt;https://shitposter.club/attachment/219846&lt;/a&gt;</content>
      <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
      <link rel="enclosure" type="image/jpeg" length="30588" href="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/000/156/256/original/89c5fe483526caf3a46cfc5cdd4ae68061054350e767397731af658d54786e31.jpg"/>
      <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shitposter.club/notice/2251717"/>
    </activity:object>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">reposting the classic &lt;a href="https://shitposter.club/file/89c5fe483526caf3a46cfc5cdd4ae68061054350e767397731af658d54786e31.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow external"&gt;https://shitposter.club/attachment/219846&lt;/a&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535166"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535166.atom"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503929:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T17:30:43Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T17:30:43Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;ghostbar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Normally you shouldn&amp;apos;t be running tens of thousands of users on one instance... That&amp;apos;s one of the reasons for federation.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/ghostbar"/>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535144"/>
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    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503526:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar/1503526"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1477255:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T08:24:39Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T08:24:39Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
    <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
    <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@dot_tiff" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;dot_tiff&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; it&amp;apos;s the vaporwave mode.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1513305"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1513305.atom"/>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1477220:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@dot_tiff/1477220"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476210:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T07:45:42Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T07:45:42Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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    <activity:object>
      <id>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-03:noticeId=1475727:objectType=note</id>
      <published>2017-04-03T07:44:43Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-03T07:44:48Z</updated>
      <title>New status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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        <id>https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211</id>
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        <uri>https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211</uri>
        <name>lambadalambda</name>
        <email>lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</email>
        <summary>Call me Deacon Blues.</summary>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda"/>
        <link rel="avatar" type="image/jpeg" media:width="120" media:height="120" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/000/236/original/23211-original-20170416114255.jpeg?1492345317"/>
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        <poco:preferredUsername>lambadalambda</poco:preferredUsername>
        <poco:displayName>Constance Variable</poco:displayName>
        <poco:note>Call me Deacon Blues.</poco:note>
        <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
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      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Here's a song by the original anti-idol, Togawa Jun: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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      <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/notice/1475727"/>
    </activity:object>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Here's a song by the original anti-idol, Togawa Jun: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s&lt;/a&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512485"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512485.atom"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476047:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T07:39:14Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T07:39:14Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@amrrr" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;amrrr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; tumblr/10, but pretty good!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/amrrr"/>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512350"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512350.atom"/>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476030:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@amrrr/1476030"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475949:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T07:35:45Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T07:35:45Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;Shookaite&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Oh, you mean like userstyles?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512271"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512271.atom"/>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475879:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite/1475879"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475581:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-03T07:20:03Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-03T07:20:03Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
    <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;Shookaite&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Would be nice if someone helped port Pleroma to Mastodon, that has a theme switcher (click on the cog in the upper right): &lt;a href="https://pleroma.heldscal.la/main/all" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;https://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=""&gt;pleroma.heldscal.la/main/all&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/Shookaite"/>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1511987"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1511987.atom"/>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475550:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite/1475550"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1457325:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-02T21:57:43Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-02T21:57:43Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@rhosyn" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;rhosyn&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@Meaningness" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;Meaningness&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; you could take a look at those listed at social.guhnoo.org&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/rhosyn"/>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/Meaningness"/>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1496564"/>
    <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1496564.atom"/>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1449283:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@rhosyn/1449283"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1447926:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-02T18:31:52Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-02T18:31:52Z</updated>
    <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;My main account is &lt;span class="h-card"&gt;&lt;a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;lambadalambda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; , btw.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1488648"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1447878:objectType=Status</id>
    <published>2017-04-02T18:30:37Z</published>
    <updated>2017-04-02T18:30:37Z</updated>
    <title>lambadalambda shared a status by Firstaide@awoo.space</title>
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      <id>tag:awoo.space,2017-04-02:objectId=135324:objectType=Status</id>
      <published>2017-04-02T18:29:32Z</published>
      <updated>2017-04-02T18:29:32Z</updated>
      <title>New status by Firstaide@awoo.space</title>
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        <id>https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide</id>
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        <uri>https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide</uri>
        <name>Firstaide</name>
        <email>Firstaide@awoo.space</email>
        <summary>A smol awoo account, for a smol autistic 💙
They/them please!
NB/white/ace</summary>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://awoo.space/@Firstaide"/>
        <link rel="avatar" type="image/png" media:width="120" media:height="120" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/023/707/original/95e92639771fd225.png?1492022811"/>
        <link rel="header" type="image/jpeg" media:width="700" media:height="335" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/headers/000/023/707/original/e98df174c26747be.jpg?1491667928"/>
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        <poco:displayName>Miff🚑✨</poco:displayName>
        <poco:note>A smol awoo account, for a smol autistic 💙
They/them please!
NB/white/ace</poco:note>
        <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
      </author>
      <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
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      <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;lambadalambda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; yeah, I think that's p much the  big issue here? &lt;br&gt;When I first heard of Masto, I thought it was just like twitter at first, I had no idea federation was even a thing?, and I actually joined p early on? :-o &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;idk I think more stuff needs to be done about federation promotion, but honestly its gotta come from the get go when people get here to make an account I feel :-o&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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      <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide/updates/10904"/>
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en">&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention"&gt;@&lt;span&gt;lambadalambda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; yeah, I think that's p much the  big issue here? &lt;br&gt;When I first heard of Masto, I thought it was just like twitter at first, I had no idea federation was even a thing?, and I actually joined p early on? :-o &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;idk I think more stuff needs to be done about federation promotion, but honestly its gotta come from the get go when people get here to make an account I feel :-o&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
    <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1488609"/>
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