From a040223cdd706f117e654be6545207935f3ca22b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: techieAgnostic Date: Thu, 23 May 2019 16:12:51 +1200 Subject: [PATCH] shitty post --- posts/telephone-boards.md | 48 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 48 insertions(+) create mode 100644 posts/telephone-boards.md diff --git a/posts/telephone-boards.md b/posts/telephone-boards.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d365f0e --- /dev/null +++ b/posts/telephone-boards.md @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +--- +title: Telephone Boards +published: 2019-05-23 +--- + +theres a lot of weirdos in this world, me included. + +for some reason people think its, well, weird to be a weirdo, and they might be right. + +but its something thats pretty useful, and heres why. + +## prog soykaf + +anyone whos actually reading this is probably no stranger to programming, and therefore knows about the + +***hundreds of thousands of millions of different ways to program*** + +concept space is infinite, and programming is unbridled choice of abstraction, given human readable form (unless you program in APL) + +any, single, thing, that you can program, you can translate into another form and use that instead, you can repeat this as much as you want until you have an ever-moving lovecraftian blob of code. + +and thats the beauty of programming. + +## minds eye + +whatevers in your minds eye dictates how you do it. + +you think about how this function works, and you say to the soul thats hearing your thoughts "its a bit like a phone board, like the old timey ones with the patch leads" and all of a sudden the entire programs architecture is telephone patch lead inspired. + +we come up with all these random equivilencies that six months from now youll look at and think + +> le grill? what the hell is a le grill? + +and thats the beauty, thats the charm and character and poetic tism that we should be celebrating in programming. + +i want to look at a program like you would an art piece, like you would an arthouse movie, and think + +> i wonder what was going through their head in order to influence this + +i want to redo older programs in different "styles" just to see how they would differ. + +i want to find the weirdest way i can do something, just in case we learn something from it + +~~i want it to be socially acceptable to use cool anime profile pictures on linkedin~~ + +and most importantly... + +`i just want my code to work :wq`