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title: My Favourite Mug
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published: 2019-01-28
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> get your ugly mug out of here
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people who dont have strong opinions on irrelevent stuff are **fukken boring**, or as ive come to call them, **dumbasses**.
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with that, lets talk about the features of my favourite mug at work, and my process for ensuring i get to use it.
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## size
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lets start with the obvious, coffee tastes like soykaf (haha irony geddit) but yeah for real its pretty bad.
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also it should be known that i do ***NOT*** endorse milk. fuark milk its *garbo* so milk is out too.
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the best you can do with coffee is to have it ***black*** and with like, a tonne of sugar. im not even joking about the sugar heres an actual (tm) real life (tm) conversation i had with a friend
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> tA would you like some coffee?
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> yes please but no milk
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> ummmm ok, how about sugar?
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> a bunch of it please
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> like how much?
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> idk a heap
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> like this? \<holds up one heaped teaspoon\>
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> yeah put like five of those in
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so this resulting concoction tastes good if its warm, and good if its cold, and so you can just sip on it all day. good stuff.
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for this we need a large mug, so that you can hold a suitable amount of it throughout the day.
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as such, my favourite mug in our office is in fact, the largest one.
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## colour
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aesthetics are important, theyre one of the main reasons we as humans do anything, those reasons are of course:
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* for the aesthetics
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* for the meme
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* cos itd be radical
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* to impress a girl
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* to be a sick cunt
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and so this mug has to have decent aesthetics. it is a white base with a blue, striped bunch of highlights.
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the important thing here is that visually it looks *90%* similar to the other mugs. i want to enjoy my coffee, i dont want to be standing out and looking like a weird duder.
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## shape
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now there are two main points in favour i wanna make here, and both are semi related.
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first of all, the bottom of the mug tapers inwards. this makes it easy to slide onto and off of my desk (which has a tonne of soykaf on it), and more importantly ***DOES NOT MAKE THAT AWFUL CHALKBOARD NAILS SOUND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MY SKIN OFF*** which imho is a pretty stellar point of favour for this mug.
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secondly, it makes the inside of the cup super easy to handwash.
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> but tA, your company has a dishwasher, why do you need to handwash your mug? ~~t. definitely not a spider~~
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that is the secret, my eight legged friends.
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## sneaky shit
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everyday i "accidentally" leave my mug on my desk at the end of the day, and then every morning i handwash it to have my morning been juuce. you know what that means?
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***no-one else has a chance to get my favourite mug, baby***
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chaotic neutral right there futhamuckas.
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`tired, wired and inspired all day every day`
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