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+title: Post Orifice
+published: 2018-10-15
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+
+***WARNING***
+
+im fuarking angry. this is going to be a hate filled post. you have been warned. no wholesomeness here.
+
+***END WARNING***
+
+## i hate the post office
+
+so so so so so so so so so much.
+
+lets get the setting sorted out here.
+
+i live in a flat with about ten other people. they're all dicks. they WILL NOT SIGN FOR ANY PACKAGE THAT IS NOT THEIRS.
+
+i work 9-5 so i miss every single package delivery.
+
+no worries you think, just take the little slip and go to the post office and grab ur shitty meme tshirt you ordered?
+
+so lets talk about that.
+
+## the hours are fuarking dumb
+
+the post office is open from like, 7 till 1.
+
+the only way i can make those hours on a weekday is if i get up at like fuarking 6 and walk there before work and then walk all the way back to my house. im not a morning person so that sucks ass.
+
+no worries you think, just go on a weekend?
+
+## they're not reliable
+
+i did that over the weekend and the postie people hadnt showed up that day so my package wasn't there. one day wasted, you think, so what? just try again tomorrow.
+
+listen here fuckface.
+
+## the days are fuarking dumb.
+
+they are not open on sunday.
+
+at. all.
+
+enough fuarking said.
+
+## just go the next week?
+
+no. i basically have one day a week i can check to get the package. if they've fucked up or i don't wake up till 12 then im fuarked. so yeah i'll go the next week... if i can.
+
+## they don't give a shit.
+
+they give you two weeks. two weeks and then they send it back to the sender.
+
+shipping to nz costs roughly several hundred dollars. fuark. you. postal service. do not send my shit back to america for fucks sake.
+
+## just ask to not get it signed?
+
+i have. they won't let me.
+
+## final thoughts
+
+i have nothing but rage for the postal service. fuck you and everything you stand for. i truly truly truly hate you. i feel no remorse. die.
+
+`uh oh! nobody was home to sign! please come to your local postal office where we will tell you to go fuck yourself. have a nice day!`