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  25. <h1>Discrimination of Jacket Handedness</h1>
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  28. Posted on August 18, 2018
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  31. <h2 id="a-story">a story</h2>
  32. <p>i recieved my favourite jacket for my thirteenth birthday. it was a semi-cheap fake leather jacket from a surf shop - which, for whatever reason, was the best place to get a fake leather jacket in my country in the years of 2010-2011 only. i am unsure why.</p>
  33. <p>the important thing about the jacket, among other things, was that it was symmetrical (aside from a single, badly placed pocket on the left breast) - the importantance of this will be made clear by the end of this post.</p>
  34. <p>i wore this jacket for many many years until the fake leather began to completely chip away and i was forced to purchase a new jacket, and, having now my own salary, went for something a bit nicer. thats right, this new jacket had the following features that to my bogan mind were absolutely <strong><em>fizzityucking stellar</em></strong>;</p>
  35. <ul>
  36. <li>real leather (probably)</li>
  37. <li>brown leather (so stylish)</li>
  38. <li>neato horizontal stitching on the arms (feel like a pilot)</li>
  39. <li>a button flap thingy on the neck (assymetrical is neat)</li>
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  41. <p>so for the most part i was pretty stoked with this jacket, save for <strong>ONE THING</strong></p>
  42. <h2 id="but-first-some-back-story">but first! some back-story</h2>
  43. <p>there are a couple of important things to note about myself before we continue:</p>
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  45. <li>i am left handed<br />
  46. always have been, most likely always will be<br />
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  48. <li>my preferred medium of transporting my belongings is a satchel<br />
  49. i cannot walk with balance if i am wearing a regular back-pack</li>
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  51. <p>so with this in mind lets talk about the problem with this jacket, which i hope one day someone will take into account.</p>
  52. <p><strong><em>as a left handed satchel user, i have the strap on my left shoulder</em></strong></p>
  53. <p>the reasoning for this is somewhat simple in my opinion, this configuration leaves my dominant hand next to the bag part, for which i require the strength to maneuver it when heavy. next upside is that it leaves my more finesse-focussed hand to rummage through said satchel.</p>
  54. <p>a good system if i do say so myself.</p>
  55. <h2 id="the-problem">the problem:</h2>
  56. <p>as this new jacket is asymmetrical, it has a single inside pocket, on the left breast. the aforementioned button flap thingy is also sits near the left clavicle, and these create two main, related problems:</p>
  57. <ul>
  58. <li>i cannot reach into the breast pocket without having to move my satchel strap out of the way<br />
  59. and<br />
  60. </li>
  61. <li>the strap pushes the button thingy into my clavicle which is uncomfortable</li>
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  63. <p>and both of these things could have been easily prevented had they created a line of this jacket for left handed people, that was mirrored.</p>
  64. <h2 id="closing-statements">closing statements</h2>
  65. <p>i will confess, i have not done any research into this topic. they may sell left handed jackets already, they may not. i do not know</p>
  66. <p>what i do know is that the hallensteins i purchased this jacket from, as well as specifically fuarking me over by saying i would not need to sign for the package, and then requiring me to sign for the package, also did not stock any left handed jackets.</p>
  67. <p>time to bounce, keep on keeping on ny’all, and seeya round.</p>
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