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title: Post Orifice
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published: 2018-10-15
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***WARNING***
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im fuarking angry. this is going to be a hate filled post. you have been warned. no wholesomeness here.
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***END WARNING***
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## i hate the post office
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so so so so so so so so so much.
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lets get the setting sorted out here.
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i live in a flat with about ten other people. they're all dicks. they WILL NOT SIGN FOR ANY PACKAGE THAT IS NOT THEIRS.
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i work 9-5 so i miss every single package delivery.
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no worries you think, just take the little slip and go to the post office and grab ur shitty meme tshirt you ordered?
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so lets talk about that.
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## the hours are fuarking dumb
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the post office is open from like, 7 till 1.
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the only way i can make those hours on a weekday is if i get up at like fuarking 6 and walk there before work and then walk all the way back to my house. im not a morning person so that sucks ass.
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no worries you think, just go on a weekend?
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## they're not reliable
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i did that over the weekend and the postie people hadnt showed up that day so my package wasn't there. one day wasted, you think, so what? just try again tomorrow.
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listen here fuckface.
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## the days are fuarking dumb.
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they are not open on sunday.
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at. all.
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enough fuarking said.
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## just go the next week?
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no. i basically have one day a week i can check to get the package. if they've fucked up or i don't wake up till 12 then im fuarked. so yeah i'll go the next week... if i can.
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## they don't give a shit.
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they give you two weeks. two weeks and then they send it back to the sender.
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shipping to nz costs roughly several hundred dollars. fuark. you. postal service. do not send my shit back to america for fucks sake.
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## just ask to not get it signed?
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i have. they won't let me.
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## final thoughts
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i have nothing but rage for the postal service. fuck you and everything you stand for. i truly truly truly hate you. i feel no remorse. die.
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`uh oh! nobody was home to sign! please come to your local postal office where we will tell you to go fuck yourself. have a nice day!`
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