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title: Slugs
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published: 2019-10-23
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> he leaves a trail of slime~
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every morning for the last few weeks, i wake up, go to head out the door, and see a trail of slime.
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the *slugs* are back.
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some might be annoyed at this, glistening trails fuarking up the aesthetics of the carpet, but not me.
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in *small* part because the flat is trash, and thus slime on the carpet isn't doing a **thing** to ruin the look of the carpet, in the same way that dents on a gaming computer dont actually ruin the already rock bottom appeal.
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## trails
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what do we have instead? a record of some lil-duders adventures each night.
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sometimes they go for ages, snaking all around, under the doors, over the bins.
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sometimes they even make it up the first stair.
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as far as i can tell they always make it back outside again, but i could be wrong.
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every morning i get to look forward to seeing how well the slugs have done, see how good they were, hope they got a little further.
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## failure
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isnt a thing. some days these slugs dont go as far, some days theres hardly any trail, or no trail at all.
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im still proud of them though, they're probably doing something else neat.
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and if they arent?
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well i still remember the cool trails, the ones theyd be proud of.
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it doesnt suddenly make those trails stop existing
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## fin
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i am no slug doctor, let that be known.
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and to be perfectly honest, i dont even know if this is something that slugs do, maybe its snails or some weird bug or a kid playing a prank on us?
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who knows, but id like to think its these slugs who for some reason want to draw cool patterns on my shitty flat carpet, and kudos to them.
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`:wq`
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